Standing in an inch of water?
We'll sort it.

No call centres. No "your call is important to us." You get Dave or Tom — qualified, local, and usually with you within the hour.

Ring now — 0121 555 0192 Can't talk? Text us back

Honest pricing before we start. We don't do surprise Sunday surcharges without telling you first.

Inside the Thames Flow van — job sheet on the dash, thermos labelled Dave, pipe wrench on the seat — Tom's van, Tuesday morning. Harborne job.

Sound familiar?

Most people don't browse a plumbing website for fun. You're here because something's gone wrong.

3am Ceiling's gone weird. Bulge. Drip. You're on the loo googling with one hand. → You need a number that actually picks up. Not a contact form.
Mon Boiler's flashing red again. Kids need a bath. Landlord's useless. → Same-day visit. We explain what's broken in plain English.
Sat Kitchen tap's been dripping for months. You've finally had enough. → Book a slot. No four-page quote process.
Any You're a landlord. You need a gas cert and you needed it yesterday. → CP12s, boiler checks, paperwork sorted.

Workshop bench — copper fittings in a Munchies tin, tomorrow's jobs scribbled on an envelope

The workshop

Tomorrow's jobs get written on whatever's to hand — an envelope, the back of a receipt, the side of the tin. No CRM. Just a list and a van full of fittings.

Where we actually go

If you're roughly in the Birmingham patch, we're probably already driving past you this week.

Birmingham Solihull Sutton Coldfield Edgbaston Harborne Moseley Erdington Kings Heath Selly Oak West Midlands

Can't talk right now?

Leave your number. We'll call back within 30 minutes during the day — usually faster if it sounds urgent from what you've written.

0121 555 0192 WhatsApp (often quicker for photos of the leak) hello@thamesflow-example.co.uk